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Spinal Tap

Great movie and speaking of which, I happened to catch their reunion "concert" today for the Earth Day Benefit and it was really, really good. At one point there must have been 20 guitar players on stage. They had Metallica and several other bands join them for their last song (I think they only did two but they were quite good, honestly). It was the highlight of the day time concerts, in some ways, although John Mayer and the Foo Fighters were also good. I probably should re-post this in the TV section.

And I also love "Princess Bride" - "That's inconceivable!"

I don't think you know what this word means.....

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In no piticular oreder of importance

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Halloween 1-2
Friday the 13th 1-6
Nightmare on Elm Street 1-2
Zombie
Tombs of the Blind Dead
Susperia
Pet Cemetery
The Driller Killer
Alien & Aliens
Predator
The Big Lebowski
Fear and Loathing
Where the Buffalo Rome
Rear Window
The Fog (1980)
Forrest Gump
The Burbs
The Money Pit
Requiem for a Dream
Kids
Ken Park
Gummo
Spinal Tap
Song Remains the Same
Dune
King of New York
Matrix (All of them and The Animatrix)
Vampire Hunter D
Ninja Scrolls
Fist of the Northstar
The Beyond
Ghostbusters
The Jerk
Spies Like Us
Tommy Boy
Black Sheep
Who is Harry Crumb
The Great Outdoors

This was just off the top of my head of some of my all time favs

The 2 films I just saw recently off the internet for free (direct downloading is great!!!!) were Hostel 2 (Leaked Screeners Copy) this was one of the worst films ever...Bad plot, crappy gore....And I was lucky enough to watch Sicko in full before it got pulled off of youtube weeks before it came out.....WATCH THIS FILM......Great movie.....

Dead to the Core

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not to mention

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

I love that movie.

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The Princess Bride

Is just wonderful.

"Have fun storming the castle"
"Never start a land war in Asia"
and of course
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

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Anchorman...

....The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"He wore suits that made Sinatra look like a hobo....."

Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

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if it is not too late...

if it is not too late, keep the first, that had the other stuff about the original Bedazzled...

brevity is the sould of wit. I'll keep 'em short.

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long posts...

CC Joe, your posts don't vanish. Because they're really long, the system moves them over to the check-on-me queue for me and Marye. I am going to go ahead and publish the second one, so that this response makes sense,and delete the first.

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Box of Moonlight with Sam

Box of Moonlight with Sam Rockwell.

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another post vanished

wtf? another post vanished...

I tlaked about the original Bedazzled with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook. let's see if it shows up later.

and Arthur

advertisement Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

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Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

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Arthur: Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary?
Bitterman: Yes sir!
Arthur: Then open that door!

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Susan: Arthur, take my hand.
Arthur: But that would only leave you with one!

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Arthur Bach: Girls, girls, girls! I love girls!

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Arthur Bach: I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

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Hobson: Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

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Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: It's what I live for.
[Arthur exits]
Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit.

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[while Arthur Bach is taking a bath]
Arthur Bach: God, Hobson, isn't life wonderful?
Hobson: Yes it is, Arthur, do your armpits.
Arthur Bach: A hot bath is Wonderful... Girls are WONDERFUL!
Hobson: Yes, imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be... Get dressed.

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Arthur Bach: I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

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Hobson: Good afternoon. If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.

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[after Linda Marolla stole a necktie from a store]
Hobson: Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation, unless you plan on knocking over a fruit-stand later this afternoon.
Hobson: [to Linda Marolla] Good luck in prison.

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[pointing at a mounted moose on the wall]
Arthur: Where's the rest of this moose.
Burt Johnson: Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.
Arthur: I do too. That's why I had to come over today. Hmhmhmhm. This is a tough room.
[pats the moose]
Arthur: I don't have to tell you that.
[points to the moose again]
Arthur: You must've hated this moose.
Burt Johnson: Why don't you forget the moose for a moment!
[looks at the moose then to Burt]
Arthur: Right.

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Arthur Bach: It's so small, they recently had the whole country carpeted.

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Arthur: I've never taken care of anyone. But if you got sick, I'd take care of you.
Linda: Then I'll get sick.

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[Waiting at Arthur's father's office]
Arthur Bach: I hate it here!
Hobson: Of course you hate it. People work here.

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[Of a mounted moosehead in Burt's den]
Arthur Bach: You must have hated this moose.

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[to the mounted moosehead in Burt's den]
Arthur Bach: This must be awfully embarrassing for you.

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Arthur Bach: Not all of us who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

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Arthur: Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have? Don't you wish you were me? I know I do.

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Arthur: Don't you wish you were me?
Arthur: I know I do.

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[Arthur suddenly laughs uproariously]
Gloria, Hooker: Why are you laughing now?
Arthur: Sometimes I just think funny things.

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Executive: He gets all that money. Pays his family back by... by... by bein' a stinkin' drunk. It's enough ta make ya sick.
Hobson: I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant.
Executive: Yeah.
Hobson: On the other hand, go screw yourself.

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Arthur: Hobson, do you know what the worst thing is about being me?
Hobson: I should imagine your breath.

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Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
Gloria, Hooker: Hi.
Hobson: You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness!

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Arthur: Oh stay with me Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
Hobson: Yes, bathing is a very lonely business.
Arthur: Except for fish.
Hobson: Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?
Arthur: Yes... fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts Hobson?

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Arthur: [to mounted moose on wall] This is a tough room. I don't have to tell you that.

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Arthur: It's a very tiny country... Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war.

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Ralph: I take it this bum will be calling you?
Linda: Dad! He's a millionaire.
Ralph: You have my permission to marry him.

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[while soliciting a prostitute]
Arthur Bach: What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.

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Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was twelve years old, I KILLED a man. He came into our house to steal our food. And I took a knife & I killed him in the kitchen.
Arthur: [inebriated] Well, he had it coming!

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Arthur: [to Burt Johnson's servant] Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?

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Arthur: [to Susan Johnson] Do you have any objection to naming a child Vladimir, even if its a girl?

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Arthur: What are you doing later tonight?
Linda: Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear?
Hobson: Steal something casual.

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Hobson: Poor people are not loved, Arthur. They urinate in public and have very few teeth.

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Hobson: I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?

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Hobson: Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures.

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Hobson: A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.

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Hobson: If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered.

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Hobson: Would you remove your helmet, please?
Arthur: Why?
Hobson: Please.
[Arthur hands him his helmet]
Hobson: Thank you. Now your goggles.
Arthur: Why?
Hobson: Please.
[Arthur hands him his goggles]
Hobson: Thank you.
[Slaps him across the face repeatedly]
Hobson: You spoiled little bastard!

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Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur.
Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.
Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?
Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!

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Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.

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Hobson: You spoiled little bastard! You're a man who has everything, haven't you, but that's not enough. You feel unloved, Arthur, welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And incidentally, I love you.

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Linda: Nice place... I love a living room you can land a plane in.

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Arthur: Have you ever been on a yacht?
Linda: No, is it wonderful?
Arthur: It doesn't suck.

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[in a department store, Arthur and Hobson see Linda putting a tie in her bag]
Arthur Bach: Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson: [wearily] Yes.
Hobson: That girl just stole a tie!
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur Bach: Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime but it's a pretty good crime!
Hobson: Yes, if she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.

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Arthur: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?

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Hobson: Arthur, you're a good son.

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[about Hobson after she gives her phone number to Arthur]
Linda: Wouldn't it be funny if *he* called me?

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Arthur: [a very intoxicated Arthur is addressing the congregation of attendees for his wedding] ummmm... ummmm... Ladies and gentlemen... I'm Sorry... As you probably have surmised by now... there will be no wedding. The bride... has had second thoughts... and has decided not to marry me... Most of you know me... Can you blame her?

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Arthur: Do you want anything?
Hobson: I want to be younger.
Arthur: Sorry, it's your job to be older.

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Hell Yeah!

Ghost Busters was an excellent film. Another of Ramis' masterpieces is "Bedazzled" with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley. Hell is worth the watch just to see Liz in those outfits. My favorite (besides the Cheer Leader get up) was the red dress she wears in the Devil's office in the beginning. WOW.....

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