What did one saggy boob say to the other ?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts !
So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants.
He walks up to the bar, and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him "I don't want to offend, but I thought you should know -- you've got a steering wheel attached to your fly." The pirate nods his head, and says:
"Arrrgh, I know. And it's driving me nuts."
It Ain't Hard.
the one about the guy that got totally naked, wrapped himself in saran wrap, and went to see the doctor??
Doctor, what's wrong with me??
Well - I can clearly see your nuts!
First you dig a big hole in the ground.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Cover the hole with branches and leaves to disguise it.
Sprinkle some peas across the top.
When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Told to me by my then-8-yr-old nephew, many years ago. For some reason, it's the only joke that I can ever remember.
Should I choose: Dewey, Cheetham & Howe or Wringher, Fleacehim & Tick?
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did.
Then lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
They're always new users. It would be funny if they had real security around here. Now that would be comic relief to me! It is also kind of funny how they don't seem to care that they make deadicated users have to wade through this crap. I'm only laughing 'cause it's Friday.