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We've all heard 'em. Hell, we've all probably created a few, inadvertently or otherwise.

The mis-heard lyrics that are hysterically funny once you find out what the right words are. The unique version of "Truckin'" your bar band came up with. "St. Stephen," as rendered by your 6-year-old.

You get the idea. Post here.

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The Songs Of Bob

In the simpsons episode "the italian bob" what is the name of the opera song bob sings at the end of episode

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good one, Pid.

peace.

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For all us "casual" golfers

Bogeyland Blues

I can't find the fairway with driver
I always hit a slice
Have to hack it out from the right rough
One green in reg would be nice
I gotta get down, I gotta get down
gotta get down in under nine

If I leave one more ball in the water
I won't play here no more
Gave myself a lie in the short grass
But now I'm dropping four
I gotta get down, gotta get up and down
Or I can't putt here no more

Lots of golfers carding fives every hole
Keepin' 'em happy all the time
Some of the fellas making snowmen on all
And you can hear them cry
Who's your pro, buddy?
Who's your pro, now,
Can he fix this swing of mine?
Gotta get down to the practice tee
That's where I think I need to be
Hit my irons and wedges okay
But I'm always too far away

Lot of golfers got the bogeyland blues
Can't make par for losing
Lot of golfers got to walk the course
'Cause the cart fees are too huge
I don't know, buddy, I just don't know
If I'll make a par again
I don't know, buddy, I just don't know
If I'll make a par again

Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.

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Toast on the Way

'Toast on the Way'

As you wait
Oh the crust is bursting in flames
my finger in pain
Like a fool I was sure, no fork!, it's a shame
Browned just right, jam spread out jumps like a kite
Srings up right, can't fit in the bun
Don't jam that bun

It can't fit like a bagel in heat, I sigh with defeat

What is the loss
there are crumbs on the floor, they will get tossed
Burn everything

Without toast day to day, we can't bing
I will play, day by day
Anyway, lox, bagel, honey

Grinning with glee
I burnt toast all morning though yearning to pee

Toast on the way
Well I know only this, I've got mine today

Don't go away
'Cause I spread what I spread and I like it that way
I will spread, one more day
Just instead, honey for you
Making it too...
Without toast on the plate breakfast's too few

( -;

love&peace.

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looks great

looks frigging great to me, sugar.

keep going.

****

nature calls, can't take a breather!!
why do I pee all the time?
getting old or is it gonnorhea?
am I victim of some babe's slime?

ain't no more help on the way from cc neither
originality is YOURS Krs, I lack mine
maybe it's best to ask Bobby Weirder...
am I victim of the times?

****

yuk yuk yuk.

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Victim of the Times

Hey CC:

I've been puzzling on a song parody and can't break the code... wondered if you might contribute some of your handiwork...

I hear a parody of Victim or the Crime in my ears, but only have this much:

Patience runs out on the funky
The label sucks another soul
Did they sleep to fame or earn it?
Listeners force-fed, will they burn it?
Whatever happened to our psychedelic rock n' roll????

When I turn on my stereo receiver
I think I'm gonna lose my mind
Don't get Gaga or Justin Bieber
Am I a Victim of the Times?

So I wrestle with this chord change
To see how many words I know
...
There is no choice cuz I like neither,
Is it the rhythm or the rhyme?
I'd almost prefer Saturday Night Fever
Am I a Victim of the Times?

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LOL

Wonderful CC! Glad to see you creating parodies again! :)
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
Mark Twain

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Sugar Smacknolias

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Sugar Smacknolias, headrush looming
Box is empty and I don't care
Saw my lady dig out the last piece
Knew she had fingers that dare

Sweet cereal crumbs under my pillow
We can have sugar highs wearing tye dyed
We can discover the lack of nutrition
Strolling with rushes with time to bide

**

Sugar Smacknolias
Pouring that milk in
Caught lighting up
Come on out smoking, I'll talk you into buying mine
No worries, I know where we can get some for free

**

Smacknolia Daydream:

Smacknolias Daydream
(brummmm!)
Puring the milk in
(brummmm!)
Making them fart blows
(brummmm!)
Milk coming out my nose
(brummmm!)

Smoking doin' wheelies
Tides out, binging, I'll talk you into buying wine

Smacknolias Daydream
Smacknolias Daydream
Talking you into buying wine

(slow version, (brummmm! is the sound of the drum)

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krs10

Krs10 BeGettingSome

As I was scrolling down this old thread
thinking bout nothing, just the Grateful Dead
she caught my attention, could only mutter 'my my'
t'was the swish and sway... twice krs10 never shy
never shy

She had Daisy Duke shorts riding up her bum
and in less than a minute I was about to c____
I need an infusion of of vitamin E
Wish I was kidding, but now I gotta pee
gotta pee

nothings really broken but nothing really works
never had no green babe like Captain Kirk
Mudd's Women were all a fantasy
krs10 is just as real as real can be
real as can be

well you gotta know that geezers like me
can only fantasize about what might be
with gals like krs, I had my share
now I'm just to old to really give a care
give a care

way too stubborn to admit anythings wrong
the pipes are broken it takes so darn long
with a viagra, things are looking up
well, what can I say... I just got schtupt
just got schtupt

had one, had three, had it with two
believe me if want-- if you really need to
never been a stranger with my own right hand
just a little titilation in the internet land
internet land

****

Now I gotta apologize to maryE
she knows that all I is is old cc
didn't want this song to get so perverse
least I frigging wrote it not with one curse
not one curse

love&peace&peace&love.

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iknowurider

****

iknowurider (slightly updated version)

iknowurider's, gonna drink a cuppa tea
iknowurider's, gonna drink a hot cuppa tea
Gotta teabag with sugar, baby, please pour herbal for cc

Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess
Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess
Got that rider foot fetish, baby, I must confess

iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!!??!
iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!??!
Goshnab stubbed her toe, gonna keep limping on

Stepped in poo last night, Lord, you know she was pissed
Scrapped the doo doo off, Lord, being done dog down dissed
This ain't no crunch club baby, I just wanna get kissed

>
> iknowurider's, gonna put her fishnets on
> iknowurider's, gonna put her slit skirt on
> Gonna put on her garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> Saw her last night, Lord, you know she looks the best
> Chatted last night, Lord, she’s unlike all the rest
> My heart was thumping baby, she put my wedding vows to the test
>
> iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> The walls of the ‘love shack’ are shakin' again today
> The windows of the ‘love shack’ are all shatterin' today
> Some lucky someones are really getting blown away
>
> iknowurider, has her fishnets on
> iknowurider, has her slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish I could see you try your garter belt on
> I wish I could see you try that slit skirt on
> I'd leave my old lady; and that ain’t no con
>
> iknowurider's, gonna put those fishnets on
> iknowurider's, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm
> I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm
> I’d get a tattoo of you, my baby, and put it on my arm
>
> iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish you’d let me come in out from the rain
> I wish you’d let me come in from out the rain
> Cause right now, baby, my heart is in real pain
>
> iknowurider, gonna put those fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Cause in your “love shack” baby, I know what’s going on
>
> iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my fishnets on"
> iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my slit skirt on"
> "Gonna put on my garter belt, as soon as CC Joe stops drooling on
> on on ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

love&peace&peace&love

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