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cilantro moon...love it i wonder if we can get the boys to use those lyrics...the recycle song...great now i have that song stuck in my head..thanks:)

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The Recycle Song -- Every Scrap is Sacred

The Recycle Song -- Every Scrap is Sacred

There are rappers in the world.
There are disco kids.
There are punks and then
There are those that follow MC Hammer but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a deadhead Recycler,
And have been since I was born,
And the one thing they say about deadheads is:
They'll accept you if you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on.
You're A deadhead recycler the moment you came

Because

Every scrap is sacred.
Every can is great.
If a bottle is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every scrap is sacred.
Every egg shell is great.
If a re-usable item is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each bottle that can't be found.

Every bottle is wanted.
Every can is good.
Every effort is needed
In your neighbourhood.

jerks, fools, mooks,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
re-cycleables with more care.

Every egg shell is sacred.
Every piece is great.

If a scrap is wasted,...

...God gets quite irate.

Every scrap is sacred.

Every effort is good.

Every effort is needed...

...In your neighbourhood!

Every effort is useful.
Every effort is fine.
God needs everybody's efforts...
Let the wankers spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for
Each drop that's spilt in vain.

Every scrap is sacred.
Every can is good.
Every effort is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every drop is sacred.
Every scrap is great.
If a bottle is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

(-;

(humble apologies to Michael Palin and Terry Jones, please forgive me, mates for taking unprecedented liberties on their masterpiece, Every Sperm is Sacred, Monty Python bit featured in The Meaning of Life)

peace.

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Cilantro Moon

Cilantro Moon

Organic Market in my town is boomin'
You'll find all condiments separated in factions
Got your chili sauce, your Heinz in an A-1 room
Salsa satisfaction
They got em packaged up for love when it's sunny
Tater tots, licking nuggets Playboy Bunnies
Pop one in your mouth, it's too hot for me
And roll a joint, gonna roll it in honey

Cilantro moon, spicy for all
I feel the heat, SHIT! I spilled it all
Cilantro moon, fill the jar
Beats eating Taco Bell in the car
With the flatuation, I want to cry
Veggie Nachos, bean burritos, oh my!
Breaking wind by and by...

oh, never mind...

( -;

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Pid

good words, there Pid. topical.

you are not alone. same same thing happened to me, though I had row "A" in one of the first levels up...

still haven't gotten my MSG tix back.

boo hoo, can't get my MSG tix back...

boo hoo, can't get my MSG tix back...

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Have to be a Dead tune?

Wrote this one ages ago to Zappa's "Bobby Brown" tune

Hey there, people, I'm georgie B.
They say my brain's as big as a pea
My daddy's tough, our cash is shiny
I tell all the world they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school
I'm doin' my best
I'm nobody's fool
if I can't make it here, Daddy'll give lots of money

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a rightous sonofabitch
Daddy bought me my jobs 'cuz we're filthy rich

Right-wing liberation
came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, it was real nice
that I found a great gal by the name of Rice

She tells me what I should do
as if it's all brand new
she has my brains in a vice, like she has a dick
come on Condi, help me out here like real quick

Oh God I am the American dream
I keep my nose so squeaky clean
an' I'm a stupid son of a bitch
am I the Prez. or a cowboy...I don't know which

So I went out and got me a bunch of guys
who are all so old, that they seem really wise
they said I should go after Saddam
so dad doesn't think I'm as soft as a madam

Eventually me and my friends
Had a real big mess in the end
We talk real big, like we’re the men of the hour
No one should question that we have the power

Oh God I am the American dream
hey you guys in New Orleans, I'm not REALLY mean
an' I’m a stupid son of a bitch

Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
But Jeez Brother Dickie, your shootin’s spastic

And my name is Georgie B

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Samuel Clemens

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They're Gone

Snag me some floor seats, down at MSG
Can't tell you how happy I'll be

Change to the shipping, hit quicksand
Steal those seats right outta my hand

And now they're gone
Now they're gone, Lord they're gone
They're gone

Like a miracled newbie, twirling in the lot
They're gone, gone, instead I ain't got squat
They're gone

Can't hold my anger even though I tried
Hot as a pistol and screaming inside

Can't even get roof seats, way up high
Nothing left to do but whine, whine, whine

When did getting Dead tickets get so strange
Toy web servers 'bout as useful as a cast iron range
Lost that round and the price wasn't anything
The knife in the back is what causes the pain

Same old
Hoping for floor seats, down at MSG
Can't tell you how happy I'd be

Like I told you, hit quicksand
Crashed those seats right outta my hand

Ooh, nothing's gonna bring them back
Ooh, nothing's gonna bring them back
Ooh, nothing's gonna bring them back

Oops, that would be my whaaaambulance just outside!

Remember, if you can't laugh at yourself, you've probably got no business laughing at anything.

Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.

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nice one, Pid!!

Pid and the deadhead kid sitting in the dark
Reaching for his hand, 'what will he think?'
And your wife?
She was....

ohhh, never mind!

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Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this broken brain and learn to think
all your life
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink

Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this sunken chest and learn to lift
all your life
you were only waiting for a way to catch the drift

Aardvark bark Aardvark bark
into the teeth of a passing shark

Aardvark bark Aardvark bark
into the teeth of a passing shark

Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this broken brain and learn to think
all your life
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink

Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.

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sweet

sweet, mom.

makes me smile to hear that.

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love and peace.

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Awww

Thanks again, CC aka ChilliCheeseWhiz aka eoj aka Joe C. Boss aka the Chef
I printed it out and I'm framing it for myself :)
Peace, Gigi

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