Goofin' With the Lyrics

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Joined: 05/26/07

Posted: July 6, 2007 - 9:31am

We've all heard 'em. Hell, we've all probably created a few, inadvertently or otherwise.

The mis-heard lyrics that are hysterically funny once you find out what the right words are. The unique version of "Truckin'" your bar band came up with. "St. Stephen," as rendered by your 6-year-old.

You get the idea. Post here.


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bon voyage, CC!

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and hurry back to us. Stay safe out there.

thanks marye

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thanks marye,

as time permits while transiting in an airport or in a big city, I'll check in here and there.

meanwhile...

love and peace.

Cosmic Badger

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Cosmic Badger

Cosmic Badger what's up with you
You travel so far, that's what you do
To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew
Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you

Cooking up a pot of badger stew
Light the fire -- put it under you
Out the window a Great Tit flew
Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you

Now you have just one more chance
We all wanna see the Badger dance
Trippin out and in a trance
Poke my eyes, with a lance

Meeting you in an airport bar
Looking at the sky we see Dark Star
Drinking beers all during the day
My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?'

You said you're a badger or are you a skunk
Don't really know but there's a funk
Is it you or is it me?
Don't know, but CC's gotta pee

CC Joe, the cops are on to you
You are taking so damn long in the loo
What you got there in your hand?
What comes out is dry like sand

You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you?
Your old lady knows what you wanna do
Poor old CC, please don't feel blue
Turning her back she's just stalling you

Stalling you
Stalling you
Stalling you
Stalling you

Maybe later, she says with a sigh
Old CC is starting to cry
No worries, mate. She's joking with you
Get in bed, she says to you

Get in bed, she'll be kind to you
Get in bed, she'll be kind to you
Get in bed, she'll be kind to you

KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CC-YOU ARE A TRIP!

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CC-YOU ARE A TRIP! Have a safe one. Love your goofing w/ the lyrics.....xoxoo Gypsy Cowgirl

Hugs on the Way

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for Grateful Mom, Gigi, on her birthday:

Hugs on the Way

Grateful Mom shakes
On the road her engine in flames
She feels no pain
Drunk as a skunk, the mechanic to blame
Poised for a fight, she hitch-hikes - ALL RIGHT!
Into the light
Unlike some
Mom can dance, Mom can shake, all in fun

Why are we lost?
I can pay, for the gas today, what is the cost?
To see Mom dance
Without Mom everyday, it's like a trance
I will say, day by day
Anyway, be who you be
Mom's special to me
She's dancing again, woooo weeeeeeeeeeee!

Hugs on the way
Well it's your happy, happy birthday today
Don't go away
'Cause we love you so much, I want to say
I will say, Happy b-day today!
Go your own way, Mom, we love you
One of a few
Without Mom in the scene we'll all feel blue

Hugs on the way

Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NA NA NA NANANANAH

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NAH NAH NAH NANANANAH QUALUDES

Awww

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Thanks again, CC aka ChilliCheeseWhiz aka eoj aka Joe C. Boss aka the Chef
I printed it out and I'm framing it for myself :)
Peace, Gigi

sweet

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sweet, mom.

makes me smile to hear that.

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love and peace.

Aardvark

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Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this broken brain and learn to think
all your life
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink

Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this sunken chest and learn to lift
all your life
you were only waiting for a way to catch the drift

Aardvark bark Aardvark bark
into the teeth of a passing shark

Aardvark bark Aardvark bark
into the teeth of a passing shark

Aardvark barking in the middle of the dark
take this broken brain and learn to think
all your life
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink
you were only waiting for someone to mix a drink

Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.

Pid

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nice one, Pid!!

Pid and the deadhead kid sitting in the dark
Reaching for his hand, 'what will he think?'
And your wife?
She was....

ohhh, never mind!

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