5. you have'nt recognized the featured band on snl since '94.

4. you temporarily forget where you're driving to.....even when you're on your way to work.

3. am radio sounds good because it reminds you of your childhood.

2. you're concerned that you're not getting enough fiber in your diet.

and last, but not least.....

1. dead.net currently constitutes ALL of your live concert experiences.

thanks mike and marye.....this will probably be quite the comical thread. :)))))))