well done, Trish!!
you get an A+ AND 50 gold stars!!!
(do not click on the red box)
grateful dead and grateful dead
how did i do??
nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
ok here goes, cc:
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the grateful dead
nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
Did you do the tripping over backpack thing? And all you Grate Northwesteners, I'll be copying and emailing your lists as far south as San Francisco. They will be happy to know they live in Washington. I've been inching my way north of there for some long years now via Hwy 101......and have been as far north as the Columbia River. Just one thing, do they advertise any homes for sale up there with the header "In the Banana Belt"? (Extra one hundred thou for that gem.) Because if they don't, maybe we just feel like we live in Washington.
If you can barbeque and do yard work in a rain drizzle, you might be in western Washington.
If you live near one of the world's largest nuclear weapon arsenals, you are in western WA.
and one of my favorites> If you enjoy a tall glass of Whoop Pass, you might be in Washington!
anyone care to take a stab at these:
tour brethren = ??
hell ship = ???
deflate daughter = ???
wore bib = ???
Rare racy jig = ???
deaf athlete drug = ???
extra points and a gold star if you can get (in honour of The Chef) :
fudge death alert = ???
i 'spose we live in washington........heeheehee
Johman, I think he knows what he is talking about.
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN Washington!
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Washington.
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Washington.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Washington.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Washington.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington.
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Washington.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Washington.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Washington.
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Washington.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Washington.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Washington.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Washington.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Washington.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Washington.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Washington.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Washington.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Washington.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Washington friends, you live or have lived in Washington.
If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
Mighty fine folks here :) Thank you all kindly! In much need of catching up, fer sher.
CB: I believe we've had a Lego discussion before & I've been wondering how your 3D Jerry Masterpiece was going... My regards to Mrs.Badger & Badger Dog as well.
CCJ: Ha ha! Lovin the ikur update esp. your "rider foot fetish" line, what a Trip!!
Johnman: You have me rollin with Gunboats! I'll never think of Kramer's Clodhoppers the same again. He out -shoed ( if that's a word ?)me sometime back & we are nose to nose at the moment. I've never tried to send someone to their room while looking up at them, so wish me Luck!
Gigi: Miss you too, hope you had a lovely birthday with Rat Dog. Who could ask for more ??
Noonie: Those old school green army men are No Joke indeed!!
HalR: Feels kind of foolish sprawling over a fake mouse, does it not ?? We now have 3 cats, the youngest being Sparta who will NOT stay off the drapes. Doesn't even bat a whisker when she sees the spray bottle anymore.
Marye: Hope your Mod duties are going well and no booting hassles are darkening your inbox.
RV: Shit happens will forever make me think of Forrest Gump :)
Positive Vibes to you all & watch out for those Werewolves of London this Halloween!
now i just trip over the gunboats that pass for size 13 skate shoes. i could float my dog in wunna those!!