should we count how many times he said "I" in that masterpiece? The writing style is vaguel familiar somehow
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

i know there is some awards or something topic somewhere, but I forgot where and I'm too lazy to look...

BUT I nominate our very own Cosmic Badger for crreating the BEST POST EVER and FRIGGING FUNNIEST POST EVER award!!!!

re-printed here WITHOUT permission:

On March 18th, 2009 cosmicbadger said:

"making the perfect Martini

......the thing is that when Galileo decided that the earth went round the sun he was thinking in the same way that Timothy Leary did except in a different dimension many years later..this thought occurred to me while I was inventing a new recipe for beef stroganoff during the brief period that I worked as a sous-chef under the Great Escoffier. I tend to find that I have many thoughts like this especially when I am in the presence of the many great people who have crossed my path during their lives..but I digress. I think it may be something to do with my genes that, as the great Darwin said, ensure that only the fittest survive...but of course that depends on what you mean by survival..it could be in the literal sense, but me personally, I like to consider survival as a metaphysical extension of my id..in that way I suppose that I am a sort of renaissance man but transported somehow to the present day. In this way I can very much relate to that wonderful Grateful Dead song ..how does it go...'my time coming any day don’t worry ‘bout me no’ ..of course I met the great John Perry Barlow once, or rather my Albanian nephew met someone who knew him on a chairlift on a skiing holiday in Venezuela..talking of which, that Hugo Chavez is quite a dude I should say..sticking it to Uncle Sam the way he does, but as for myself I have been rereading the writings of Sir Oswald Mosely; if you read his words carefully as I have done you might find that he has more truths to share with us all than some would have you think. Well as I have always said “you can’t have too much of a good thing” so I ‘ll be sure to let you know some more of my thoughts on this and other matters real soon. Peace y’all."

On March 18th, 2009 cosmicbadger said this!!!

just thinking of the title makes me laugh.

thanks man, I'm gonna Cheerfully Chuckle all night.

peace.

Thanks I should be bar tending really soon I'll let you know where I work!!!!
I graduate next week I hope!!
Mail order a sandwich hehehee, it might get cold!
Peace,Gigi <3

hey bella, still got the shop/deli,? still gonna send you the venetian mask when is done. hope you are well. rock on mom.

Hi!

Twenty hours, couldn't post, now I can't remember what I was going to say.

Dang.

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