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cookies

daddy is going to go drink some scotch and have a cigar. cookies are on top of the fridge. if you can reach em, you can have em.
Oh, and dont come crying to me when you get a bellyache form eating too many of em.
Peace,
The Kid

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you failed to mention

the availability of cake and/or cookies. sorry...but..............ah, well

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Three reasons why today didn't suck so much

In spite of what you may have read, I try to maintain a positive attitude. Here are three reasons why today didn't suck so much. In no particular order:

1. I discovered that the Indian-operated Chevron gas station a few blocks from my apartment has an interesting selection of incense, quite of few of which appear to be authentically Indian and including nag champa - now I don't have to drive all the way to Electric Ladyland (a local headshop) to score smells. (this does have a big drawback, in that the employees at the headshop tend to be cute li'l alt.coeds; Raji at the gas station, although friendly, I do not find attractive)

2. I don't particularly care for either team playing Monday Night Football, so I won't be disappointed by whoever wins/loses (unlike most of Sunday's games)

3. My copy of Road Trips Vol. 2, No. 1 arrived today!

Cheers!
MarkintheDark
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rene

best of luck and good vibes rene.
mark, thats a great joke
Peace,
The Kid

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Hey Rene'.......QUACK!

Sending you moving vibes, I hope all goes GRATE for you!!
QUACK QUACK!!

and all good things in all good time!

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Best of Luck Lil

TigerLily has moved back to Germany

i wish her the best of luck, and hope everything goes well.

I am now alone in South of spain

Bob

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ohhhhhhhhh.......

damn, mark...

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now THAT, kid,

is the funniest joke i have heard (heard?) in quite sometime. thank you, i really needed that

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I always liked the statue joke!

Good job, kid.

So this woman took her toddler son to the zoo for the first time. They walk by the elephant pen, and there's a big bull elephant there munching away on some hay.

"Mama, what kind of critter is that?" the boy asks.
"That's a big boy elephant" replies the mother.

The boy points at the elephant's trunk and asks "Mama, what's that thing the elephant is picking up the hay with?" and Mama says "why, that's the elephant's trunk. It's his big long nose that he picks up things with, and sometimes he uses it to give himself a shower."

"Wow", says the boy, "and what are those big flappy things on the side of it's head?". "Why, those are his ears that he hears with, and sometimes he flaps them around to cool off."

"Wow" says the boy again. The boy then points down between the bull elephant's legs at the large, you know, bull elephant thing hanging down there.

"Mama, what's that thing hanging down there?" "Oh, son" replies Mama, "that's not anything. Now lets go get some ice cream."

A few weeks later the boy's father takes him to the zoo, and like children do the boy asked his father the same questions (to see if they can't get different answers, sneaky little imps). They walk by the elephant pen and the bull elephant is there, munching away on hay. The boy begins with the questions. He asks his father about the elephant's trunk, and his father give the same answer as the mother had. The boy asks his father about the elephant's ears, and again the father gives the same answer as the mother had.

The boy then points down between the elephant's legs and asks "Papa, what's that thing hanging down there?" and the father answers "Why son, that's the elephant's penis, which he uses to pee pee with, and to help the girl elephants make baby elephants".

"But Papa, Mama said that's not anything."
The father chuckles and says "Well, son, I kinda spoil your mother."

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Quack Quack

Kid your Quacking me up :)

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