What's rocking your world or soothing your soul at the moment?
Grate way to start off a Friday :) I'd like to tell a joke too, but I always F up the punchline..
PEACE
Always a blonde joke in there right?
Ha!
walk into a bar.
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
Better threads get started with bartender jokes.
Cheers,
MarkintheDark
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you people are just plain wrong............i've tried 3 times to get past "wharf, wharf" without chokin'....and i just can't do it!!................how many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.............don't be ridiculous,everyone knows they screw in vw buses!!..........thanx mark and gigi for shining a little light on my otherwise shitty life....i can start this day with a smile and a little hope!!!!
Glad you liked it!!
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a grateful day!!
Peace,Gigi
So good to start it off with that Gigi!
A Deadhead and his dog walked into a bar. The Deadhead said to the bartender, "Can I have a beer? I don’t have any money, but I have this talking dog." The bartender said, "If your dog can really talk, I’ll give you a beer on the house." The Deadhead said to the dog, "Hey, what’s your favorite Dead song?" The dog barked, "Wharf, Wharf, Wharf." The bartender, furious, threw the Deadhead and the dog out of the bar. Once outside, the dog turned to the Deadhead and said, "Maybe I should have said Dark Star."
HeeHee!
QUACK!
Peace,Gigi
It involves a blue whale and a sound effect. Doesn't translate to print.
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Haven't even had my coffee yet, it was all I could come up with!
Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.