"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
a word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
"I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member."
There's a number of variations of this famous line; I picked the one I liked best from here:
reality is the leading cause of stress...............among those in touch with it.
(i love this one)
do try to be happy, because no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
"This is the day which the Lord hath made; We will rejoice and be glad in it"
'It is better to fail in attempting exquisite things than to succeed in the department of the utterly contemptible.'
- Arthur Machen
"I bask in the lush grandeur of my ageless, birth-less, space-less, timeless, deathless, existance. I rest in the circulatory complete-ness that makes all things perfect, new, and good."
-Science of Mind -Vol. 82 No. 7
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."