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Computers. Software. Games. The Dead. My wonderful girls.
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Derek Kruger


About Me

From my humble beginnings as a single white male, I have struggled and made my way into the highest ranks of red neck culture in my little town thanks to the tireless efforts of my wife. I actually know how to do more than look at porn with a computer and it has been rumored I even took one apart once. My days are filled with business and merriment and nights with training 3 little girls and their dog that going to bed and staying there is a good thing. In between I spend much quality time with my wife on the couch discussing ways to improve our home.


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