• Let us put men and women together
    See which one is smarter
    Some say men, but I say no
    The women got the men like a puppet show

    Believe me, it's the people that say
    That the men are leading the women astray
    But I say that the women today
    Are smarter than the men in every way

    That's right, the women are smarter
    That's right, the women are smarter
    That's right, the women are smarter
    The women are smarter than the men today

    Little boy sit on the corner and cry
    Big man come and he ask him why
    Says I can't do what the big boys do
    Man sat down and he cried too

    It ain't me, but the people who say
    That the men are leading the women astray
    But I say that the women today
    Are smarter than the men in every way

    Ever since the world began
    Women been imitating the ways of men
    But listen cause I've got a plan
    Give it up, just don't try to understand