For funny stuff...
Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
how do you know you're staying at a redneck motel?
when you call the front desk and say
"i gotta leak in my sink"", and the clerk replies.......
**sorry if you're thinking about this the next time you're brushing your teeth over a motel sink ;-}
a cowboy appeared before st. peter at the pearly gates
'have you done anything of particular merit in the life you were given?' asked st. peter
'well, i can think of one thing', the cowboy offered
'on a trip to the black hills out in south dakota, i came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman. i stopped and told them to leave her
alone but they wouldn't listen. so i approached the largest, most tattooed
biker and kicked over his bike, punched him in the face, ripped out his
nose ring and threw it on the ground.
then i yelled, 'now back off or i'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
st. peter was impressed and asked, 'when did all of this take place?'
'couple of minutes ago'............ :D
I made a goofy little 7-frame Comic Strip of the GD (1967 cast), and if anyone can tell me how to post pictures here, I would post it.
I thought this was funny...
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I used your jokes at my guitar recital this afternoon and they went over well with the audience. They were perfect for today. I thought the punchline for the 'tense' joke worked great before the Bach. Later, I asked the audience if they wanted to hear another 'tense/tents' joke and I used the tepee one. It really helped to disarm the audience and to settle my nerves as well. Thanks again.
What happen when Rita Marley got a cold?
There was boogie on reggae woman
Man speaking to his shrink, says "I don't know what's wrong with me. Some days I feel like a wigwam, some days I feel like a teepee."
Shrink: "Obviously, sir, you're two tents!"
The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.