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I used your jokes at my guitar recital this afternoon and they went over well with the audience. They were perfect for today. I thought the punchline for the 'tense' joke worked great before the Bach. Later, I asked the audience if they wanted to hear another 'tense/tents' joke and I used the tepee one. It really helped to disarm the audience and to settle my nerves as well. Thanks again.
What happen when Rita Marley got a cold?
There was boogie on reggae woman
Man speaking to his shrink, says "I don't know what's wrong with me. Some days I feel like a wigwam, some days I feel like a teepee."
Shrink: "Obviously, sir, you're two tents!"
The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
What did one saggy boob say to the other ?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts !
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I made a goofy little 7-frame Comic Strip of the GD (1967 cast), and if anyone can tell me how to post pictures here, I would post it.
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