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The Holiday Season

By suggestion...

The holiday season is upon us. You know, Thanksgiving, the solstice, Chanukah, Christmas, and that season that brought us all to Oakland every year, New Year's...

Got plans? Got strong feelings about the season? Tell all!

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Thanks for the link

Hey, atleast your not trying to steal someone else's thunder

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Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman, the king of the one liners, was guy who made a variation of those two jokes famous. not original by me; but glad you got some yuks out of them just the same.

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for more classic Henny:

http://funny2.com/henny.htm

peace.

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Small? we refer to our house as the Love Shack

Man, CC you are one funny Dude. Your writing skills are lovely. I'm supposed to be working right now, instead I'm sitting in my office Laughing my ass off! I needed that. Hunchbacked mice, I can't wait to tell the other Love Shack Dwellers that one!
Thank you kindly

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if it were

if it were really my house, we'd all be there for sure.

but our house is small...

(how small is it? -- an audience member shouts out)

our house is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

let me tell you small!

(how small?? -- an audience member shouts out)

our house is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

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143or245

I'm so glad you've tried it! I've been talking about it for days (even if it's 80 degrees) and no one's even heard of it. Right on.

"watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat the yellow snow"!!

Yes, whatever your beliefs may be, I'll second 143or245's Have a Grateful Day!

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Snow Cream

hello iknowurider...those ingredients u mentioned for snow cream are exactly what my grandma taught me to use as a kid as well. the only other thing she said was--- make sure u didnt use the first snow of the year and also dont use any yellow snow...lol, :))

mery xmas, happy chanucha, safe kwanza and a grateful new year to all...for any athiest, well have a grate day whichever day u chooz !

stay safe and feel good everyone!
>><<<< :>

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God Bless Everyone & Pass the Snow Cream

Hey heathaafeathaa--I'm glad to know that I'm not the only chick who's NOT into shopping. Yeah, they play weak music.
I would DIG watching ya'll hack in CC's roomy abode!
Has anyone ever had Snow Cream? I don't see too much snow, I'm guessing with pollution it's probably not safe to eat... anyhoo, my Nannie used to make it with Vanilla Extract + sugar + I can't remember what else. Man, it tasted soooo gooood.

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merryx-mass to all

and to all good health!!expecially you iz!!!well beams to you for a good recovery...and tl great news im glad you get to see your kids!!and rider,i cant stand shopping either i like record stores and instument stores thats my limit on hours in stores and they dont even play good x=mass music!!!hee,hee.hey cc,we could all fit in that house it would be a hell of a gathering!!!and room to play hacky!!!merry christmas to all of you!!!love and peace.

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things that make you go hmmmm....

Holy days ... occasion to dress in special clothing, set aside the routines of everyday life, devote attention to rituals and traditions that affirm or express deeper values, give and receive gifts, spend time with the ones you love, and expect miracles. Sound familiar?

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Yeah TL!!!

"He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

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