• There was a California earthquake, in the year of '83
    It shook the living daylights out of the Owens County Seat
    Not a building still left standing when the dust had cleared away
    Just a rumble in the distance all the way to San Andrea

    Oh Sherman Buck was driving his old mule into town
    When a big one came and shook so hard, that it knocked him to the ground
    Lord there opened up a hole so big, he thought his time was up
    And it swallowed up that poor old mule and it just missed Sherman Buck

    California earthquake you just don't know what you've done
    We may fall off in the ocean, but you'll never make us run
    You're a partner to the devil, but we ain't afraid of him
    We'll build ourselves another town so you can tear it down again

    Then came the quake of '99 that levelled Mission Creek
    The earth was like an ocean churning, with waves of twenty feet
    Lord it sounded like a thousand trains were screaming underground
    Clean across to San Joachim, they heard that mournful sound

    Then came one day the holocaust on San Franciso Bay
    [Ninety] miles of walls came down like old Jericho that day
    Might near everything the earthquake missed, a holy fire consumed
    And left 'em smoke and the ashes of the dreams that can't be ruined (note 1)

    Build ourselves another town so you can tear it down again