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an open space.

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somewhere a fox is getting married

Enjoying that dragging the cursor over the site's section headers makes the number of days wiggle.

Little things...

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Zombie Apocalypse Election 101

So how exactly does one go about engineering a complete shift in political mindset resulting in a swath of otherwise sensible people across an entire nation voting and acting directly counter to their own self-interests and better judgment?

Well, let's see...You begin by introducing a new virus into the genome and let it do its nasty work. Something like Ebola: everyone now has it, but it's only toxic to some whose systems, like a computer, can't handle the upgrade, in which case it's deadly as the body's systems all crash. They then, most insidiously, become the basis for the fear campaign, leaving everyone susceptible literally seeing nothing but red. It's social engineering on the genetic level, coupled with psychological manipulation via things like radio, television and internet sites like Facebook to broadcast incessant repetition combined with color saturation, resulting in the complete suspension of reason which they purposely short-circuit and replace with irrational fear. Zuckerwhateverthefuck has been running the tests via Facebook for the Pentagon for a couple of years and you now see the results: The map turned from blue to red in a viral fashion...exactly as planned...just like a military operation. This election, as such, represents not the free will of the people, but rather the planting, extraction and exploitation of programmed responses on both national and state levels, employing American military electronic, biological and psychological warfare tactics and assets against the American people. The election was never in doubt for the PsyOps guys with the Joint Chiefs of Staff in the National Military Command Center - Election Ops Central - as the tables are now set with all the maniacal warhawk players required for the ground war they so desperately desire in the Middle East.

And that's how it's done: Zombie Apocalypse Election 101 – and yes, there will be a test.

Perhaps one of those Koch suckers will tell me if I left anything out, considering they financed the entire operation and publicly spread all their green around for no other reason than to leave even diehard liberals seeing red too. And after the election, all the colors, even on FOX, return to blue and the tension levels diminish as the lower frequencies of the final blue wave soothes the beast that has just been unknowingly savaged; the major networks are now running all blue scenes and news; FOX has ceased its incessant red and yellow NEWS PANIC ALERT, keeping their brain-and-soul-dead viewers in a constant red state of panic and paranoia, and has switched from red to blue body suits for the hookers and pimps it calls commentators; victims issues are being resolved rather than created, and even Mother Jones is running all blue. Finally, and every-day-miraculously I might add, the last Ebola victim has been cleared and you're not going to die in your beds (per Sen. Lindsey Graham) from ISIS because our children are going to die fighting the enemy they've created for themselves of ISIS in the Middle East. Hell, like Bush, they might even get to try their hands completing construction on the new Babylon we've been promised will usher in either a new era of peace for all mankind or a slew of non-competitive contracts for Halliburton. Hell of a choice.

So there you have it folks. Welcome to Bullshit Amerika.
(Never Trust a Clown on a Bike)

Byrd

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A conscientious and creative effort like this...

...reminds me how little I contribute to humanity.

/K

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Incidentally, COSMICBADGER, where are you?

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First Snow.

Went running in a nearby national park this a.m. and the scene from afar was breathtaking: below 500', fall foliage in driving snow; above that clearly demarcated elevation, everything covered in a solid white applique of snow and ice, with the ridge invisible under mist and likely heavier snowfall.

Anyway, pup and I ran an eerily quiet forest floor along the base and small foothills for almost a couple hours, though I only know this because I pulled the earplugs once while the terrier stood at stiff attention facing ???, otherwise, I was transported 3rd row, center with a raucous crowd at the Fillmore East on 2/27-28/70 listening to Alvin and the boys of 10 Years After...WOOT!/K

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tuned in

Actually, I think the first set of 5/7/77 was just one long tuning session with a few songs thrown in for good measure./K

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a tuning compilation

One from every year might be interesting. It could happen...

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funny stuff...

A "Tuning '77" compilation. Some good Bobby-to-audience comments too.

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smile and say...

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

-G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions

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current cheeses

Ossau Iraty - using sheep's milk from the Basque region of France. Quite sweet and fruity.

Petit Reblochon - rind-washed, made from raw cow's milk. Rather nutty, lovely and smooth.

Chaource - deliciously soft and creamy, using unpasteurized cow's milk. Cylindrical pleasure.

Shropshire Blue - mildly spicy, slightly yeasty, from a traditional animal rennet. A simple joy.

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