Our beloved freeform topic reborn!
that now we have a new forum I think we should...eerm ahhh ooohhhh I forgot sorry
Knock Knock . Who's there? . Anita . Anita who ? . . Anita miracle everyday! . ( -: ©2009 cc joe; AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome. sheesh, a new thread and this plonker is repeating joke already.... ( -; love&peace p.s. Mom, I miss you, too. Go to David's house there's some hard boiled 'yokes' in the freezer there for you.
shiver me timmers, now we hafta start all OVER again
quick, remind me, what was this forum about again?? thing to do, things to see, stories, songs, and toys, all kinds of this of interest and fun for girls and boys.... wait wait wait, that was the funny company song
just gotta be in the right frame of mind, and post whatever you want: "When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate" ( -: and the other video version for the same tune: everybody sing along: The devil went to jamaica by David Allen Coe The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your ass You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit (coughing) When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane The devils in the backyard frying his brain Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could by an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a bitch Mine's the best there ever was And they fired up doobies one by one Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done Green as a bullfrog Sticky as glue Granny do you get high, yes I do by David Allen Coe ( -: peace.
sorry, didn't mean to post that 911 call here, meant to put this one in:
A great songwriter indeed.
however...his uncensored album is chock full of racial stuff. i do have several of his records, tho...but not that one
I'm going back almost 30 years here, but isn't he the one with the song about how his long hair doesn't cover up his red neck?
An ever so typical, rich woman from Hollywoodland purchased the last remaining woodlands in the Malibu hills, intending to level the forest and build a big mansion. There was a really large, very old tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of her newly purchased land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she slipped and slid down the tree to the ground and got a lot of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest emergincy room. The only doctor available happened to be an old deadhead. She told him how she had bought a big piece of land and then how she got all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and sat and waited and waited for morre than 6 hours before the doctor reapeared. The angry rich woman demanded, What took you so long??!!! The deadhead doc smiled and then told her, "Well, it took some time to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Manegement before I can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
is who Warren Haynes first toured with back in the 80's. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
marye, yeah, one of his songs says that. long hair covering his redneck... peace.
I mean NOT covering his red neck.
my favorite of his is You Never Even Call Me By My Name, which is actually Steve Goodman's if the lyrics are to be believed, but just like he says it's the perfect country song! "I was drunk the day that Mama got out of prison..."
he wrote Take This Job and Shove It, which is on the short list of great songs of the 20th Century. And alas is no less relevant today than when it was written...
How did David Allan Coe become a topic here? Johnny Paycheck gained notoriety with his cover of Coe's song back in the 80's
cc posted one of his songs... and then his fans emerged. Yeah, I know Johnny Paycheck had the hit, but I like the songwriters. And this IS the freeform topic...
a friend of mine has just returned from a trip to Texas, where he says there's this Toby Keith song called American Ride that's a complete ripoff of St. Stephen! My brain is exploding at the thought.
http://www.cmt.com/videos/toby-keith/426849/american-ride.jhtml I had to flip back to Peggy-o, from Buffalo '77
one of my favorites!
my last post did not go where intended
but that's about the only similarity i can hear.....oh, and by the way....toby keith is anti-war but pro military, or so he says.
johnlast posr was in ref. to "american ride"
All I want to know is does a fish feel dry like we feel wet?
Coe on a dead board?? ( -: that Charlie Daniels' parody is funny is all the reason I need to post it. the man still plays live A LOT! http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/coe_david_allan/tours.jhtml now which of you pranking cranksters will skip San Francisco NYE to go to Coe's show in Luisianna?? (-; peace.
wow, what were they bitching about?? nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
don't know, but Billy is planning revenge... uhhh, not really. ( -: peace.
it was a good bit up to a point, but... would have been funnier if he became an Amway salesman. peace.
that!'s great. sounds like it's from the fine folks who brought us family guy. dig billy's revenge too. ccjoe! lol nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
well well well, gypsy soul, I have it on good authority that YOU got a thing for Billy... ( -: 'Billy and Gypsy sitting in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G' ( -; peace.
he's got something going on. always did. always liked watching the little interview in the GD movie when he's lazin' on the chaise getting into needing to be a four-sided schizophrenic to be a drummer nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
not for the faint of heart: music used for torture: http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2007/03/06/1854460.htm LOL at around :30 seconds of the vid... "Who could ask for more? ( -: peace.
Karma?!? You all know I’m a sucker for betting the kids over music, sometimes making them cry on the basketball court( beaten by a Girl ~ a Mom no less), and gloating over the occasional board game. Everyone has finally settled and I’m relaxing in my room, reading The Green Mile. Feeling rather parched ( thank you Noodle! ) I head into the kitchen for a glass of tea~ or should I say cup, seeing as how there’s a shortage of glasses at our house. The only light is coming from the fish tank. Out of nowhere there’s a stabbing, blinding pain radiating from my right foot. Feet that I’ve sworn could walk over hot coals without breaking a sweat; thanks to my grocery store motto. For a few seconds I thought I was going to black out & crash into the aforementioned tank. Hopping on my remaining reliable foot I look down & spot the upright red man on the rug. It all comes back to me in a flash: I heartily knock Kramer’s green man back to start and I can hear myself chanting “SORRY! Victory is mine!” ARGGGH!! I sit down on the floor to make sure there’s no gaping hole in my foot as I wearily eye the red devil. I hurl him in the vicinity of the trash can, miss and mumble a few choice words under my breath. I make it to the fridge and although the tea is welcome, it just doesn’t seem as sweet as before. Waking up this morning, karma far from my mind I plant both feet on the floor and the pain comes flooding back. I’ve stepped on my share of kid toys and that damn Sorry piece was worse than the dreaded Lego and matchbox car put together. So, if your in a similar situation, don’t let the Power of beating your kids go to your head, because it can surely come back to haunt you. I’m starting a petition that all games with choking hazard warnings should also alert the unsuspecting game enthusiast of Stone Bruise Dangers….. Hex on YOU Parker Brothers!! I've missed ya'll !!!! PEACE rider
glad to see you back home, rider!! watch yer step! **** iknowurider (slightly updated version) iknowurider's, gonna drink a cuppa tea iknowurider's, gonna drink a hot cuppa tea Gotta teabag with sugar, baby, please pour herbal for cc Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Got that rider foot fetish, baby, I must confess iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!!??! iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!??! Goshnab stubbed her toe, gonna keep limping on Stepped in poo last night, Lord, you know she was pissed Scrapped the doo doo off, Lord, being done dog down dissed This ain't no crunch club baby, I just wanna get kissed > > iknowurider's, gonna put her fishnets on > iknowurider's, gonna put her slit skirt on > Gonna put on her garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > Saw her last night, Lord, you know she looks the best > Chatted last night, Lord, she’s unlike all the rest > My heart was thumping baby, she put my wedding vows to the test > > iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > The walls of the ‘love shack’ are shakin' again today > The windows of the ‘love shack’ are all shatterin' today > Some lucky someones are really getting blown away > > iknowurider, has her fishnets on > iknowurider, has her slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish I could see you try your garter belt on > I wish I could see you try that slit skirt on > I'd leave my old lady; and that ain’t no con > > iknowurider's, gonna put those fishnets on > iknowurider's, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm > I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm > I’d get a tattoo of you, my baby, and put it on my arm > > iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish you’d let me come in out from the rain > I wish you’d let me come in from out the rain > Cause right now, baby, my heart is in real pain > > iknowurider, gonna put those fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Cause in your “love shack” baby, I know what’s going on > > iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my fishnets on" > iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my slit skirt on" > "Gonna put on my garter belt, as soon as CC Joe stops drooling on > on on ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" love&peace&peace&love
I hope your foot gets better soon!!Thanks for the story I'll remember that!! I miss you!! Peace & Love,Gigi
nice to see you, but ow ow ow!
is great to see you back here. Its been a while. Maybe those painful foot experiences were a secret message for you to come and see us all here again :-) Happy healing!
good storyat our place it is cat toys that send us flying across the room in the middle of the night If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
i knew you'd find yer way home.....done cavorting with the mogsters?
i have been there myself....i think the worst are the action figures
to everyone of us whith kids. Happens to me tonight. And I'll love them forever!
now i just trip over the gunboats that pass for size 13 skate shoes. i could float my dog in wunna those!!
Mighty fine folks here :) Thank you all kindly! In much need of catching up, fer sher. CB: I believe we've had a Lego discussion before & I've been wondering how your 3D Jerry Masterpiece was going... My regards to Mrs.Badger & Badger Dog as well. CCJ: Ha ha! Lovin the ikur update esp. your "rider foot fetish" line, what a Trip!! Johnman: You have me rollin with Gunboats! I'll never think of Kramer's Clodhoppers the same again. He out -shoed ( if that's a word ?)me sometime back & we are nose to nose at the moment. I've never tried to send someone to their room while looking up at them, so wish me Luck! Gigi: Miss you too, hope you had a lovely birthday with Rat Dog. Who could ask for more ?? Noonie: Those old school green army men are No Joke indeed!! HalR: Feels kind of foolish sprawling over a fake mouse, does it not ?? We now have 3 cats, the youngest being Sparta who will NOT stay off the drapes. Doesn't even bat a whisker when she sees the spray bottle anymore. Marye: Hope your Mod duties are going well and no booting hassles are darkening your inbox. RV: Shit happens will forever make me think of Forrest Gump :) Positive Vibes to you all & watch out for those Werewolves of London this Halloween! PEACE
Johman, I think he knows what he is talking about. THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN Washington! If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Washington. If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Washington. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Washington. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Washington. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington. If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Washington. If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington. If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Washington. If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Washington. If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington. If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Washington. If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Washington. If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Washington. If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Washington. If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Washington. If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Washington. If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Washington. If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Washington. If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Washington. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Washington friends, you live or have lived in Washington. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
i 'spose we live in washington........heeheehee
anagrams: anyone care to take a stab at these: tour brethren = ?? hell ship = ??? deflate daughter = ??? wore bib = ??? Rare racy jig = ??? deaf athlete drug = ??? extra points and a gold star if you can get (in honour of The Chef) : fudge death alert = ???
If you can barbeque and do yard work in a rain drizzle, you might be in western Washington. If you live near one of the world's largest nuclear weapon arsenals, you are in western WA. and one of my favorites> If you enjoy a tall glass of Whoop Pass, you might be in Washington!