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  • c_c
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    I mean NOT covering his red neck.
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    marye
    marye, yeah, one of his songs says that. long hair covering his redneck... peace.
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    David Allen Coe
    is who Warren Haynes first toured with back in the 80's. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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    Hollywoodland types
    An ever so typical, rich woman from Hollywoodland purchased the last remaining woodlands in the Malibu hills, intending to level the forest and build a big mansion. There was a really large, very old tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of her newly purchased land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she slipped and slid down the tree to the ground and got a lot of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest emergincy room. The only doctor available happened to be an old deadhead. She told him how she had bought a big piece of land and then how she got all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and sat and waited and waited for morre than 6 hours before the doctor reapeared. The angry rich woman demanded, What took you so long??!!! The deadhead doc smiled and then told her, "Well, it took some time to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Manegement before I can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
  • marye
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    well
    I'm going back almost 30 years here, but isn't he the one with the song about how his long hair doesn't cover up his red neck?
  • johnman
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    yes he is indeed
    however...his uncensored album is chock full of racial stuff. i do have several of his records, tho...but not that one
  • marye
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    David Allen Coe!
    A great songwriter indeed.
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    Exclusive view of the Empire State building in Tie Dye
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/2526160472_f68648e5b1.jpg
  • c_c
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    sorry, didn't mean to post that 911 call here, meant to put this one in:
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    just gotta be in the right frame of mind, and post whatever you want: "When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate" ( -: and the other video version for the same tune: everybody sing along: The devil went to jamaica by David Allen Coe The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your ass You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit (coughing) When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane The devils in the backyard frying his brain Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could by an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a bitch Mine's the best there ever was And they fired up doobies one by one Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done Green as a bullfrog Sticky as glue Granny do you get high, yes I do by David Allen Coe ( -: peace.
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Welcome home or wherever you are :)Good to hear your songs again :) Keep in touch Peace bro
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I was just thinking, wonder what's up with ol' CC?
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hey now,!!heading west to get to the far east in that juxtaposition of geographical 'sphere' TODAY! love&peace.
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'today' being relative, it is tomorrow now.( -; "I'm living in yesterday's tomorrow." *** "Sail away from yesterday Anywhere except tomorrow Where the people got no heart Only live to lend and borrow I don't really need to know What they've got upon their mind When they're coming on so low Never treat each other kind Hit me easy where I live I'm no victim to the blues I just want to stick around Learn to pick and learn to choose If you help me through the night I will try to treat you right Love me, I will love you too Nothing else I'd rather do" --- Hunter peace.
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and I want to say, to everyone here, there are no words I can think of to express the love&joy I feel being part of this community. y'all was there for me, when I was at my lowest ever, you know. so now... I am "Just looking up to heaven at this crescent in the sky In the sky Standing on the moon with (SOMETHING) left to do" got my head on straight and doing it, (((dead . net))) is a big part of helping me out back on the straight and narrow. the best is yet to come for old cc. AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome. (((DNC))) ((((HUNTER)))) (((((((EVERYONE))))))))) ((((dead . net))))) love&peace.
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place just wasn't the same without you!
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Got some Tofu Turkeys on ice for ya! Even got a couple of bottles of Vitalis I can spare... Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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vitalis?? never heard of it. yuk yuk yuk. ( -; peace.
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Why are there some "cultural" milestones that just make me feel older than dirt...or pulverized rock in this case? Have a Yabba-Dabba Do day!
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my
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touch "my" what johnman?? I mean, I like you, but I don't think of you that way... yuk yuk yuk. ( -: not that there's anything wrong with that. peace.
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I said "oh my".....oh dear.....
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saw that about 1 second too late... bad joke. peace.
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rarrarrf!!!......wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag.....
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'Toast on the Way' As you wait Oh the crust is bursting in flames my finger in pain Like a fool I was sure, no fork!, it's a shame Browned just right, jam spread out jumps like a kite Srings up right, can't fit in the bun Don't jam that bun It can't fit like a bagel in heat, I sigh with defeat What is the loss there are crumbs on the floor, they will get tossed Burn everything Without toast day to day, we can't bing I will play, day by day Anyway, lox, bagel, honey Grinning with glee I burnt toast all morning though yearning to pee Toast on the way Well I know only this, I've got mine today Don't go away 'Cause I spread what I spread and I like it that way I will spread, one more day Just instead, honey for you Making it too... Without toast on the plate breakfast's too few ( -; love&peace.
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watching the peanut butter melt and get runny on a warm slice of toast........drool.....slobber....dang CC, ya gave me the munchies...heeheeee
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Cashew butter and an English muffin. Accompanied by gourmet waffles with blueberry topping! Yes sir! Breakfast of champions.
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I have been fond of warm salted cashews in bars, to accompany my beer, however I am an avowed peanutbutter addict.................heeheeee!! Now, muffins AND waffles I have done and peanut butter goes good on both of those, also.......dang!!....off to the kitchen..
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reckon' it's time, just about 12 days before Christmas depending on your time zone to revive this one: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! The 12 Daze of Christmas On the first day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: a blotter hit of L-S -D On the second day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Third day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Fourth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Fifth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Sixth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Six hacks a sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Seventh day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Seven cheese-sandwiches a grilling Six hacks a sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Eighth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Ninth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Tenth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Elevnth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Eleven buds for smoking Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Twelfh day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Twelve heads smiling Eleven buds for smoking Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D love&peace. beef jerky time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxJFnv9yaVw&feature=related
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What a wonderful life it would be...yes indeedie! Thanks and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year too!
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Its not the same without your version of 12 Daze of Christmas!!Jerry Christmas, Hippy New Weir & May God Lesh You! :)
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Was anyone there at Phil's 70th? How heavy is security? what can you and cant do inside? they search you and everything? thanks!
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a certain story about one of our beloved brothers who visits here,as i heard it he had a problem with security and spent the night in the local jail so i beleive security was tough.Saying that i wasnt there so ill leave it to others to fill you in mr charlie.
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Yay Walt! And a happy Solstice to you, CC, and all! Enjoy the lunar eclipse and the growing light from here on in...
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good nite. ( -; love&peace.
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Dude it's totally laid back. Been to the last 3 Furthur shows there ... no worries... "It's got no signs or dividing line and very few rules to guide"
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Thanks Tiger Lilly for sharing the recording of your tribute to your dad. Is today a holiday in Germany honoring St. Stephen's feast?
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No, but the 26th is a holiday. Though was unfortunately a Sunday-so folks kinda cheated out of one day off :)********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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just stopped by to say hope all is well with the family here and that everyone had a grate holiday season. my new weir resolution is to check in more often in 2011. peace to all nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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did anybody see a dog with a CD player and a tie dye in his mouth run through here? Just a minute ago......
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been trying to ignore this spam epidemic, but it is really irking me! Our Superheroine Marye to the rescue! :) ********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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Spunami (SPam + tsUNAMI)!
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good one Dean!!!!!********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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oi don' loik spem
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it was a determined little outburst, but should be gone now.
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warm blessings to you and toss another log on for the teller
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I think it's about time we had this
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Love the Python, Badger! When I was a youngin' in Boy Scouts, we had an assistant Scoutmaster who always brought Spam on camping trips. He quickly became known as "Spam" in our scout troop. And his son, also in our troop? Well, yes of course, "Son of Spam."